

It’s getting tense!

Woo free Starbucks!

The Lions are clearly all worked out.

Elephants! @zslwhipsnadezoo

Just arrived at the Zoo!

Peroni!

Splinters aren’t fun, especially when they’re so bad you have to use a knife to remove it.

Best Radio Station!

#teaselfie

Clearly they couldn’t find 4 the same colour!

Check out my game for iPhone! #FloppyTurd itunes.apple.com/app/floppy-turd/id817587884 #app #game #iphone

Back in Azeroth

LOTR Complete

Embarking on an all night LOTR marathon with @thomdillon and @verbaud

Here she is.

Happy Valentines Day to my partner!

I had to buy this after seeing them last night.

A Day To Remember!

I PASSED!

#FloppyTurd out soon on iOS!

Avoid the toilet rolls! #FloppyTurd #iOS #game

You might not have to wait long! #floppyturd

Wouldn’t it be cool if you were a turd flying through piles of toilet roll? #FloppyTurd #poo #turd #game #ios #FlappyBird

Came home to find a pussy in my bed.
